WELCOME FRIENDS TO THE FIRST ANNUAL CELEBRITY OLYMPICS.

Today is one of the greatest days. It’s opening ceremony. And while we’ve been spoiled by the Chinese, I’m sure the Brits will not disappoint, I mean duh the dude who did Billy Elliot (and Slumdog too I GUESS) is directing it.

I say any land that can bring you Firthie and Bridget Jones and then Firthie as Mr. Darcy TWICE plus the Spice Girls, is going to give you a hell of a show. Even if it is just sheep in a field.

SO. Where does that lead us. Well, today during opening ceremonies we are going to celebrate all things that are glorious and British. So mostly Firthie, Spice Girls, and Firthie.